You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

cyanine:

My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance

superstarrycrossing:

for those who want to open a KFC in their town lol XD

superstarrycrossing:

for those who want to open a KFC in their town lol XD


songs to run to
listen here

songs to run to

listen here

wandatinasky:

don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

leosboots:

-jumps through your window- READ CLAYMORE MOTHERFUCKERS -bleeds from all the glass shards- 98% OF THE CAST IS NON SEXUALIZED WOMEN -grabs you- THEY FIGHT WITH BIGASS FUCKING SWORDS AND TURN INTO MONSTERS -alarm sirens- IT’S LIKE BERSERK WITHOUT THE GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF RAPE -dies from blood loss- IT IS STILL AN ONGOING SERIES WITH MONTHLY UPDATES

toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

trashculinity:

queer hogwarts kids making buttons w/ preferred pronouns on them that are charmed to yell when ppl use the wrong ones

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

copslay:

talking to other queer ppl like

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patricksthump:

"Unauthorized duplication is a violation of applicable laws and will result in Gerard coming to your house and sucking your blood"

patricksthump:

"Unauthorized duplication is a violation of applicable laws and will result in Gerard coming to your house and sucking your blood"

violentcosmos:

irrhythmic:

oweeeeendennis:

This is a way to listen to changes to wikipedia. You are literally listening to knowledge being added to the world.

Pluck sounds are an addition, strings are subtractions, and the pitch says how how big the edit is. My heart shudders at this I love it so much.

this is actually really beautiful

I listened to wikipedia for like 3 hours while it rained one day, it was lovely.